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Today's Headlines
+ How Gamers Get Their Girlfriends.
+ High School Musical Face or O Face?
+ Nice Collection of Funny Halo 3 Pictures.
+ 7 Most Gruesome Rock N Roll Legends.
+ Inevitable: Barney Meets Soulja Boy.
+ Top 10 South Park Parodies Thus Far.
+ 10 Karate Moves That Only Work in Film.
+ 10 of the Best Hockey Hits Ever, Hoser.
+ The Wonder Years without Narration?
+ The Truth Behind Television News.

New Previews
+ American Gangster
+ You Kill Me
+ Captivity
+ Mass Effect (360)
+ Home of the Brave
+ Delta Farce
+ The Bourne Ultimatum
+ Call of Duty 4 (PC)
+ Ninja Cheerleaders
+ Call of Juarez (PC/360)

New Reviews
+ Knocked Up
+ Civic Duty
+ Smokin' Aces DVD
+ Rant (Book)
+ Brooklyn Rules
+ Gone Green
+ Christopher Titus
+ Shiny Happy Jihad
+ Girls Next Door E1
+ Payback Straight Up

New Celebs
+ Victoria Hervey
+ Brenda Costa
+ Sophie Falkiner
+ Bridget Hall
+ Kim Smith
+ Rihanna
+ Natalia Vodianova
+ Megan Fox
+ Jessica Simpson
+ Adriana Sklenarikova

Thursday's Joke of the Day
A mother and daughter loved to play around. They partied everyday and always ended up fucking everybody around. Their holes were played until they became seasoned and loose. One day, the daughter met the man of her dreams and decided to get married. Now, the man did not know about their flicks and thought the daughter was still a virgin. So he decided to leave any lovemaking until their wedding night. The daughter began to worry about the condition of her hole and consulted her mother, "Mum, I'm worried, what will Peter do if he finds out about my hole?!!" Mother said, "Don't worry dear, I will teach you a way to fool your husband-to-be. Here's what you do, place an apple in your hole and it will be tight and he won't even notice it." So the daughter did what her mother taught her and everything went well and the stupid husband didn't even notice. This went on for a few months. Now, everytime the daughter wanted to bathe, she would take out the apple and place it on the wash basin and after bathing, she would put it back in her hole. One day, after bathing, she forgot to put it back and left it on the wash basin. The husband came into the washroom and saw the apple and thought that her wife left the apple for him and he ate it, "Honey, thanks for the apple. It tasted great!" Shocked, the daughter dare not tell her husband about it and went to consult her mother, "Mum, I'm in deep shit now! I took out the apple while I was bathing and I forgot to put it back and Peter found the apple I left on the wash basin and ate it! What sould I do? Will he be poisoned? I'm scared, mum." Mother said, "Don't worry dear, a few years ago, your father ate the WATERMELON I left in the washroom and he lived!"

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Daily Clicks

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	PhysX-powered FPS Warmonger Hits October 16 Independent developer NetDevil's oddly named physics-intensive FPS Warmonger, Operation: Downtown Destruction arrives on PC via digital distribution on October 16. "Warmonger offers a unique environment for fans of FPS games, where no place is safe, and seeking good cover is a challenge rather than a given," said lead producer Chris Sherland. "Test sessions leave a player with a strong emotional reaction to this...it's downright scary to play!"
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	Petra Nemcova’s Kisses Are A Lethal Weapon Here’s Petra Nemcova at the Moet Chandon Be Fabulous Gold Bottle event in Madrid looking like a million bucks and teasing the hell out of us. Seriously, if these pictures are not considered a major tease, then I don’t know what is. Blowing kisses, showing off cleavage… doesn’t she care about our health!? As usual, much more Petra right hizere.
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	Magical Baseball Bat? This is one-in-a-million event from a recent baseball game. I can guarantee you, this won't happen again for a long, long, long time ... if ever. Click this video now people!
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	Thundercats Outtakes I love cartoon re-dubbed videos, especially any involving one of my favorite cartoons from the 80’s, the Thundercats. I’m not sure why, but hearing Lion-O drop an F-bomb is pretty hilarious. Someone should consider releasing full episodes of these. Gold I say!
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	Halo 3 Scores 10/9/9/9 in Famitsu!!! The most respected gaming magazine in Japan has put Halo 3 through its paces, and the verdict is now in. Four reviewers took the game on and Bungie's latest walked away with a score of 10/9/9/9. Relatively huge scores for the game in a country where the Xbox 360 is floundering horribly. Thanks to Kotaku for the news break!
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	Jessica Alba Promotes Good Luck Chuck The always smoking hot Jessica Alba has a new movie coming out this Friday, Good Luck Chuck, and here’s a photoshoot she did to help promote the film. And what better way to promote a film, or anything for that matter, than with pictures of Jessica Alba? She could promote sour milk and I would still be interested in a glass. Hey, any excuse to post photos of Alba, right? Btw, more Jessica right here!
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	Online Couple Cheated with Each Other Sana Klaric and husband Adnan, who used the names "Sweetie" and "Prince of Joy" in an online chatroom, spent hours telling each other about their marriage troubles... little realising they were ALREADY MARRIED! Lol! This is a MUST read folks! Can you say pwned?
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	Lindsay Lohan is Addicted to Sex Although she's been in rehab for almost two months for her addictions to drugs and alcohol, sources at Cirque Lodge say Lindsay Lohan is also addicted sex. Lohan is said to constantly fantasize about sex and is regularly having "erotic" dreams about her ex-boyfriends. Must read story fellas (complete with pics, too, of course!) Oh and more Lindsay here.
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	CC Showdown - Scarlett Johansson vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt We all know who’s gonna win this round. Actually we pretty much all know who’s gonna win this competition. I think I’m going to ban her from all future showdowns. It’s no fair. More Scarlett here and JLH here!
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	Six of the Most Unnerving At Large Serial Killers The pending return to the cable airwaves of Showtime's standout serial killer drama Dexter has me thinking about all the real-life serial killers on the loose – and how few if any of them actually spend their time hunting other serial killers. It's a creepy thought, and with that, I've done at least a little bit of diligence and compiled a list of six of the very creepiest killers who for all we know still lurk in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to take you out.
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	Heather Graham Still Impresses Here’s Heather Graham in New York for the premiere of her new movie Adrift In Manhattan. Believe it or not, this is my first post on Heather, which is surprising because she has been a favorite since I first saw her strip down to her roller skates in Boogie Nights (who hasn’t considered her a favorite since Boogie Nights?). As you can see, she’s looking as hot as ever, if not better. Although I do think she should still be wearing the roller skates wherever she goes. More Heather here!
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	Wii: Rockstar's Table Tennis Hands on Preview! Ever since the release of Rockstar Games presents Table Tennis on Xbox 360, internet message boards have seen regular posts hoping for a Wii version of the game. Whether due to fan demand or pure internal decision-making, Rockstar Leeds is now indeed working on a Wii port of Rockstar San Diego's original. I checked out a recent build of the game during a Rockstar event in San Francisco--and I came away with impressions more positive than those of Carlos Bergfeld in his PAX 07 preview.
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	Spaceballs Animated Series Trailer!? Spaceballs the movie is set to become an animated series on G4 this fall! For any of you who don’t know what Spaceballs is, it’s a Star Wars parody that came out in the 80’s and was a pretty big hit. I’m actually surprised they’re turning a 20 year old movie into a cartoon, but I was a big fan of the film when it came out, and I am curious to see how it’s going to work out with the Star Wars references and all, so I’ll check it out. Here’s a short promo piece to (I guess) convince you that this is really happening.
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	DV EXPOSE: Rick Rubin What would you call veteran music producer and current co-head of Columbia Records, Rick Rubin. A genius? The savior of the music industry? Hmmm. How about "con man." Gasssp!! How dare I befoul his holiness, the Dali Rubin? Oh, probably because he's full of shit.
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	Bert and Ernie do DeNiro and Pesci from Casino Here's one of my favorite scenes from the move Casino as told by Bert and Ernie! There's something about muppets that curse that really appeals to me ... nevermind, nothing does. It's all about Casino!
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	Kristen Bell And Hayden Panettiere Make A Dynamic Duo I honestly didn’t want to do any more posts on the Emmy Awards after the Maria Menounos cleavage one, but I didn’t really have a choice once I saw these pictures of Kristen Bell and Hayden Panettiere looking really hot together. It looks like they’re getting real chummy since we reported that Kristen would be joining the Heroes cast this fall, and that fine by me. Can’t wait for the inevitable fanboy-squirming team-up. More Kristen here and Hayden here!
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	10 Cars That Should Have Never Been Built Some cars are instant classics and remain as popular as ever. Some cars however, aren’t so lucky in either their notoriety or their shelf-life. They are the bane of automotive existence and are shunned by millions. Certainly, people lost their jobs over some of these cars. So here they are: the ten cars that never should have been made. And if you do have one of these, we’re sorry, but it sucks to be you.
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	Brooke Hogan’s got Legs and a Stupid Pose Pictures of Brooke Hogan don’t really excite many people, myself included, she always seems to have the same dazed look in her eye and apparently can only count to two or really wants ‘Peace’. Either way good luck with that sugar tits. Even Brooke Hogan bikini pictures fail to impress. That been said she does have a nice pair of legs that I’m pretty sure could crush me like a wet walnut.
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	Event-Horizon Coming to Video Game Form? Event-Horizon is one of my all-time favorite movies, and now there's an official rumor courtesy of our friends at Shacknews that EA is beginning exploratory development to bring it to video game form! Full story ahead!
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	Pamela Anderson can be Bought or at least Rented Super Milf Pamela Anderson claims she once lost $250 000 in a Las Vegas poker game. She said that she didn’t want to pay her debt, so she offered the guy sexual favours. Apparently he went for it and said he’d clear the debt if she made out with him. Make outs? F*ck that! For 250 Grand I’d want her implants framed and mounted in my living room.

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